The Vlad Shanty
Mostly by: ExistingPhantom. (The first verse is by an unknown author.)
Dedicated to Vladimir Reese, Captain of the Frigate Orca, Admiral of Privatus Armadus. On this three hundred and nineteenth day of the year two thousand four. Arrrrrr!

Vlad the pirate.
Vlad the mean.
Vlad the mantis of the 16 seas

He killed 10 men,
Hung their leaders up to dry,
put them in a pot and called it dead mans pie.
Stoled some gold from a spaniards wife,
shaved her head and said kiss me or you die.

Vlad the pirate
Vlad the mean
Vlad the scandal of the 16 seas

sailed to kings land
drunk the taverns dry, 
insulted his hine-ass and spit in his eye.
Battled a land lubber eight leagues tall,
lobbed off his legs and made him crawl.

Vlad the pirate.
Vlad the mean.
blad the vlind of the 16 seas

Once he went a-land,
spiders ate his treasure.
He killed them slow, just for good measure.
He took their harry legs skin and all.
Made a mast so study it never would fall.

hes big
hes mean
hes a killing machine
Vlad the devil of the 16 seas

hes big
hes mean
hes a killing machine
Vlad the mantis of the 16 seas